“Movies Before They Knew How to Blow Up Stuff,” Boomer magazine, Feb.-March 2017


TCM’s sixth and final – for now – cruise celebrates enduring quality


February-March 2017 BOOMER

Quick, name the best American movies of 2016, the ones you know will last.

Tough, isn’t it?

Now name the best movies of all time.

Stars at the TCM Classic Cruise sailaway party (Photograph courtesy Turner Classic Movies)

Much easier. Your list surely includes some at the top of the American Film Institute’s list: Citizen Kane, The Godfather, Casablanca, Raging Bull, Singin’ in the Rain, Gone with the Wind, Lawrence of Arabia, Schindler’s List, Vertigo, The Wizard of Oz, City Lights, The Searchers … and on and on.

Notice how few new ones there are. Of those dozen, eight were made during Hollywood’s “Golden Age” of the 1930s, 40s and 50s.

Back then, points out host Ben Mankiewicz of Turner Classic Movies, we didn’t know how to blow up stuff. Movies had to tell stories.

Mankiewicz was the de facto host of TCM’s recent Classic Movie Cruise to the Caribbean – usual No. 1 Robert Osborne was ill – and presided over a ship full of old stars and old movies.

Poolside with Cary Grant and friends

It was the sixth and last such cruise … though not if fans have their way.

Thousands of old movie fans filled the boat – meaning fans of old movies, by the way, and not the other way around. Many were in their 20s and 30s. As Mankiewicz says, they know these movies are important.

Those of us lucky enough to go heard stars like Kim Novak, Leslie Caron, Michael York, Diane Baker and even Jerry Lewis share their stories. We heard Dick Cavett, trivia king Alex Trebek, singer Lucie Arnaz and writers Scott Eyman and Eddie Muller. And we saw classics on the big screen – three screens, actually, including one poolside.

Most cruises have great stops. (This had St. Martin, San Juan and the Bahamas. To read about them, see below.) But otherwise, what do you do on a cruise? It’s simply a ship at sea.

Kim Novak talks about “Vertigo” to author Eddie Muller. (Photograph courtesy Turner Classic Movies)

Kim Novak’s “Vertigo” painting — featuring director Alfred Hitchcock, star Jimmy Stewart, and herself in two roles — brought nearly $7,000 at auction.

Onboard this one, however, were stars and stories galore. Novak talked about bucking the Hollywood studio system and about the difficulties and joys of working with Alfred Hitchcock. You may remember her in Vertigo – a film Sight & Sound recently named the top film of all time, ending Citizen Kane’s 50-year run. If you recall, she was driving around San Francisco for practically half of the movie. Funny thing, that. She said she hadn’t known how to drive. Someone had to lie on the floorboard of the car, working the pedals while she “drove.” She merely turned the steering wheel.

Novak, who teared up at the love of the audience, gave it back – and then some. She also brought half a dozen of her paintings for sale. The big one, auctioned off for nearly $7,000, featured Vertigo director Hitchcock, star Jimmy Stewart and Novak in her two roles.

Dick Cavett, speaking of his relationship with Groucho Marx and his brothers, noted that Chico Marx was not pronounced CHEE-co but CHICK-o. Chico, you see, was very much a ladies man. Oh, and Chico’s role in the famous football scenes? It was performed by a much larger double, Cavett said. Chico had been injured in a car accident.

Dick Cavett signs a copy of his book for Ray

Some 39 movies were shown, several more than once, filling big screens day and night. They included such classics as The Wizard of Oz, An American in Paris and, of course, Vertigo, as well as lesser-knowns like The Kid Brother and Midnight. Midnight, a little gem few knew of, was introduced by Mankiewicz with a wink as probably “the 19th best film of 1939.” Of course, that year, generally considered moviedom’s best, had an embarrassment of riches.

Jerry Lewis with TCM host Ben Mankiewicz (Photograph courtesy Turner Classic Movies)

Oh, and Jerry Lewis, never my favorite movie star, was both fascinating and charming. At age 90, he likely was one of the oldest stars ever to go on the annual cruise.

Alex Trbek of “Jepoardy!” hosts classic movie trivia (Photograph courtesy Turner Classic Movies)

Fewer and fewer stars

remain from the Golden Age. But for TCM, a network with only 57 staffers and many events, putting on a cruise is more than it can handle easily. So this was the finale … except thousands onboard signed a petition asking TCM to reconsider. Mankiewicz said the TCM brass had heard that loud and clear.

Here’s hoping it returns, then. The cruise deserves reruns.


Ray McAllister, former Richmond Times-Dispatch columnist and former BOOMER editor, is the author of six books, including four on the North Carolina coast and The Forum Files: The Stories Behind The Richmond Forum. For more, visit




Photos from TCM Cruise stops in the Bahamas, St. Maarten and Old San Juan


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St. Martin/St. Maarten is an island that’s part under French control and part, Dutch control. We stayed in the Dutch side. (By not going to the French side, though, we missed our chance to go to the nude beach.)

Plaza on a cute little street in St. Maarten. Down the road is a vintage car that stays parked there. Off to the side, not visible, was a great coffee shop we found.

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Old San Juan is the historic part of San Juan, Puerto Rico, and the part where most tourists go. The notable landmarks include two forts — Castillo San Cristobal and the smaller El Morro — at the northern corners of the old city, which protected the island from would-be intruders from the sea. Running between them is a scenic walkway inside the city wall. Better still, there’s a free trolley.

Walkup to the smaller fort, El Morro. From the land side, it’s only two stories. Sure looks impregnable.

Inside El Morro. “El Morro” is a Spanish term translating as “The Promontory.”

Inside Castillo de San Cristobal

From the Atlantic Ocean side, it’s six very tall stories. Sure looks impregnable.Looking down at the coast from inside Castillo de San Cristóbal. The fort, more than two centuries newer than El Morro, is 150 feet above the sea and occupies most of the northeast edge of Old San Juan.

The colorful streets of Old San Juan.

More colorful streets of Old San Juan.

The sometimes very hilly streets of Old San Juan.

The landmark Christopher Columbus Memorial … apparently too tall for my camera?!

Inside La Taberna Lupulo, an open-air bar. Recommended.

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